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A Vampire bat covered in blood returns to a cave. The other bats hound him until e agrees to show them where he go it. After leading the pack for about a mile... The first bat suddenly slows down and says, ” see that oak tree?" Yes yes.... " thats good because I ducking didn't"!!!

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will u drop me off? YUP TO YO S.S...... SS???¿ SHOES & SOCKS.....HAAAAAAAAA

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Have u ever got some head so good u snatched ya dick out ya girls mouth, grabbed ya girl by the hair yanked her head back slapped the shit outta her and told her... DONT YOU EVER SUCK DICK THAT DAMN GOOD! LOLZ

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1 day an old man Was walking down the street when He saw a beautiful woman Who had the best Set of titts he ever seen.... he turns around ..... excuse me ma'am will you allow an old man to bite you're torts.... she says hell no and get away from me PERV... the old man persistantly asked again ..... will u tame 1000$ ta let me bite those beautiful Betty's... agaiain she says NO. The old man says Damnit wat about 10.000$ ta bite the most beautiful tits i have seen since i was stationed in Italy.... Flattered she agrees... she takes the man to the bathroom of a bar a and pulls out two of the pinkist... softest roundest tits ever produced... the old man goes to work on them perfect ten knockers... squeezing... pounding... sucking licking... after about ten minutes the woman goes ure good @ this...but didn't u wana bite these beauties... the old man looks up. And says. NAW THAT COST TOO MUCH! OWNED

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A WIFE CONSTANTLY GETS ON HER HUSBAND BILL TO DO THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE... HIS ANSWER IS ALWAYS I FORGOT... BILL GETS SICK AND GOES TO THE DOCTOR. THE DR., SAYS ILL CALL URE BACK IN A COUPLE DAYS. THREE DAYS PASS AND THE DR CALLS.. HE GOES WELL BILLS I HAVE GOOD NEWS & I HAVE BAD NEWS.. THE GOOD NEWS, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS TO LIVE.. THE BAD NEWS IS I FORGOT TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY.. @_@....